Political correctness bites

Far be it from me to not celebrate Martin Luther King day. He didn't invent anything, improve anything, make a movie, write a song, or actually make the world a better place in any way. But if my government wants to celebrate it so that all of the old white politicians can feel good about themselves and have an extra paid day off, then so be it. Of course, this means that my bank is closed, and that my DSL won't be getting fixed for yet ANOTHER day, but whatever...

Note that if we officially celebrated anything relating to anyone who stood up for the rights of white people in the US, we'd be called racists. (This is the same reason there's no such thing as the United Honky College Fund... Apparently it's only politically correct to discriminate if you're not white.) Therefore, consider this my official protest of the most useless federally recognized holiday ever, and I'll drop the issue after this post. So without any further ado...

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime.


Joke found at: http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=1138

posted by thejake420 @ 11:01 AM