Chapped lips

A cowboy rides his horse to a saloon and kisses his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.

The bartender serves him and asks him why he did that.

"I have chapped lips."

"Does manure help them heal?"

"No, but it keeps me from licking them."


Joke found at: http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=12202

posted by thejake420 @ 11:52 AM